bing bong bing bong

discoursedrome:

everyone is overcomplicating things: the fact of the matter is that pluto is a planet culinarily, but not botanically

manywinged:

manywinged:

i think attempted murder has got to be the most embarrassing crime you could get charged with. like you’re under arrest for… failing at murder.

Comment from @/heavenly-havoc that says "Lmao look at this loser, can't even kill a person. You know how killable people are? Whole court is laughing at you. Jail for being cringe."ALT

magnetothemagnificent:

otto-von-stirlitz:

CW antisemitism and holocaust denial

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/25785648.2023.2168939

PSA: so basically english language wikipedia (specifically articles about holocaust in poland) has been methodically reshaped into a worthless ahistorical propaganda garbage dump by a group of extremely dedicated polish nationalists working together for years, steering wikipedia away from credible academia researchers citations into made-up academics and vicious antisemites. all to make up poles into the most valiant spotless helpers and victims and downplay the plight of the jewish people in ww2. all of it while avoiding consequences from wikipedia admins, not versed enough in eastern europe history complexities to catch them red handed.

i knew polish wikipedia was a lost project full of not-even-pretending-to-be-neutral-point-of-view history propaganda but to see that the same people pulled the same trick on the biggest wiki (and in my experience usually fairly well scrutinized) of them all is heartbreaking. also obviously if you want to learn literally anything about the holocaust english wikipedia is not your friend and will probably not be for a long time because the damage is THAT wide and far spread.

Not-so-fun fact: It is illegal in Poland to teach accurate facts about the Holocaust (that the Polish gentiles were not helpless victims and most of them supported the Final Solution).

pococurantina:

whentvsfly:

whentvsfly:

Let’s make a color together!

Red

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Blue

See Results

Once the results are done, I’ll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

Here’s the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

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i believe we’ve reached a consensus

evilwizard:

tumblr could make 1 trillion dollars an hour by setting me up in an office with a beanbag chair and when they need a new feature just poking their heads in and i’d go like “idk let them turn posts into origami”

evilwizard:

new gameshow Family Freud rated “wildly uncomfortable” by 98% of all popular audiences

evilwizard:

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evilwizard:

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evilwizard:

drink my concoction boy

toskarin:

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journalists have correctly identified the funniest possible line to add at the end of every article about twitter

evilwizard:

*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

firefox-official:

ghostyv:

firefox-official:

on october first i started playing christmas music and i haven’t stopped since

there he is officer get him

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